Friday, April 13, 2007

Neither nappy-headed nor ho

What's a brother gotta do to catch a break around here?

I understand Shawn Green used to be good, and I would have loved to have had him in the outfield during his PED taking, 40 ding dong knocking days (certainly over, say, timo perez & company). But those days are over and now it's time for the Hammerin Hebrew to shuffle off to South Beach and make way for future. Seriously, how can you get in the way of a kid who has so clearly gotten his grown man on?


Oh, and a note to the Rutgers women's basketball team. I would feel a lot sorrier for you if you hadn't BLOWN IT BIG TIME IN THE FINALS AND LOST TO THE TENESSEE ASSHOLE VOLUNTARDS. Way to represent the great state of New Jersey, you spectacular losers. You dirty bitches. You ugly ugly lesbians.

I can't believe I watched a whole women's college basketball game.

R-U! R-U! R-U! R-U!


Rory B. Bellows said...
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Rory B. Bellows said...

Speaking of Rutgers, Kiper had this to say about Brian Leonard:

Hey Mel, a lot of us here at Rutgers are wondering what is the general consensus on Brian Leonard? Also, Who do you think will draft him and when? Thanks.

SportsNation Mel Kiper: (1:34 PM ET ) Well, I think he'll be a heckuva second round pick. He's more than just a fullback. He can be a running back. He can be an H-back. He can be a moved TE. I hope I make a lot of Giants fans happy, if he's there at 51, I hope they take him. That would help out Eli Manning a lot. I think he'd be a great pick for them in the second round.

2ND ROUND MY ASS! He's CLEARLY going first overall to the Raiders.

Also- what's with the hatred of the Jets by the Skins fans? Who cares about the Skins? Shouldn't you be spending your mental energy worrying about divisional opponents? Was there some rivalry that I didn't know about?

Rory B. Bellows said...

PS- First GMDB Brian McRae linkage!