For the Braves to drop dead, NOW DROP DEAD! Do we take solace in the fact that our Pythagorean W-L is 5-1 and the Braves is 3-3 and that's a far better measure of future success than W-L record?
FUCK NO. Time to go drop our nuts on the Phils and wait for Friday Apr 20, when the Bravos come to Shea. In the meantime 5 games with the Phils (should end their season), a series with the Nats (Sorry Manny Acta), and a two-game set against the Marlins (likeable team, but too young).
PREPARE TO TASTE OUR SCHWEDDY BALLS, PHILLIES!