Conan O'Brien used the Mets for a 'In the Year 2000' bit last night that went something like, "People will forget the Mets late season collapse of last year when they instead, collapse in Spring Training."
Ho ho ho, yuk it up O'Brien, yuk. it. up. Although he makes a good point considering the team may collapse under the weight of all the god damn injuries.
Here's where I was planning to finish phoning today's post in with some clip from Conan but youtube has like, literally billions of them to choose from and I didn't want to betray the spirit of the day by going through the trouble of finding a decent one so instead, here is a totally random Mr. Show clip.