Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Kiss me i'm a potato eating drunken ginger scum of the universe

Like most of America, I was out and about this weekend celebrating my Hibernian roots, specifically by getting colonized by the British, witnessing two thirds of my family perish from starvation, and then traveling thousands of miles on a leaky boat to settle in a new country full of people that hated me. Then I got drunk and pissed myself. So sorry if this post is a little lackluster.

My idea this morning was to write about other Mets who share a love for all things Pabst and Papist. The only trouble is I could only find two of such Mets, which actually works out, 'cause I'm sick of writing already. So here it is the, GMDB tribute to The Blue Orange and Green.

Kevin "Freckle Testicles" McReynolds

Brian "The Black Leprechaun" McRae

Yes, that's all I think of. Sorry, hangover rules apply. Now if you'll excuse I'm going to go grab lunch at that new Irish place that just opened up in the neighborhood. Maybe you've heard of it, it's called, McDonald's.

1 comment:

NYBBNUT said...

You left out Tom O'Malley and Tug McGraw?