The bad news is John Maine strained his right shoulder's rotator cuff. And in a stunning, totally uncool coincidence, I also strained my right rotator cuff. Maine supposedly won't miss much time due to the mild nature of the injury. My injury is reoccurring and is more fucking painful each fucking time it happens. God damn it.
The good news is I just went through my old Magic the Gathering cards and found out my Hypnotic Specter is worth, like, 8 bucks. So I got that going for me.
Seriously though, motherfuck my shoulder. Anyone have any spare Vicoden?