In my weekend of blind rage and blind drunkenness, I totally forgot bout FYF and Monday's pumpitude enhancement. So I'll make it a quickie two-fer and we can both get back to our incredibly meaningful and important lives.
First off, fuck you, Mets training staff. Can't you keep anyone healthy? In case you didn't notice, a lot of our proven veterans require a different workout regime and daily supplements.
Now to get pumped up right, please enjoy Faith No More and the Boo Ya Tribe with their scintillating team up on Another Body Murder, from The Judgment Night Soundtrack, an album that far outshone the motion picture it was allegedly supporting (I say it was vice versa). Obviously it is the bodies of the Washington Nationals that are to murdered.