Friday, July 20, 2007

Julio Franco is more dead to me than my dead mother

I didn't feel like doing any ANALysis or reading about the stupid dodgers who can go to hell so I did this instead. I hope the Atlantards are dumb enough to give this thousand year old sack of crap at bats, just so they can see him swing his ridiculous 90 pound bat 10 seconds after a 88 mph fastball whizzes by.

He also can't field and is incontinent. Nice pick up you stupid stupid braves.

1 comment:

Rory B. Bellows said...

Ehh- the game was 10-1 anyway, his couple of RsBI didn't matter that much. Not worth spinning your wheels over that. Tom Glavine on the other hand... bejeebus what's going on with him?!

Also, I kinda like Franco (even though he's awful). He did help to prevent a mild awkward situation between Beltran and the Shea faithful last year.