I'm Talking to YOU, David Wright!

Which 2 of these pitchers deserve entry into the All-Star Game:

Pit 1- 9-4, 102 IP, 84 K, 150 ERA+, 1.15 WHIP

Pit 2- 9-4, 111 IP, 116 K, 114 ERA+, 1.22 WHIP

Pit 3- 10-3, 110 IP, 81 K, 134 ERA+, 1.16 WHIP

Or THIS MAN:


CLEARLY it's #'s 1 and 4. F U TONY LAPOOSSA! I can only assume that you were drunk off of Dynamo's urine when you made these colossally horrible picks.

Also- D. Wright probably should not be the starter. Miguel Cabrera is an absolute beast of a man at 3B. Thus, I implore Mr. Wright to buy Mr. Maine a plane ticket to lovely San Fran and allow him the All-Star experience. You know... because grown men care more about being named "All-Stars" than they do about having three days off... wait a minute...