There are a lot of dumb yet popular conspiracy theories out there. I think my belief that Tom Glavine has been a double agent working for the Atlanta Braves for the last 5 years is at least as credible as the notion that "reptilian humanoids, possibly from space, secretly run the world."
Despite all this, I'll still be rooting for you, though, Tom. Rooting for you TO FAIL.
Ha ha ha, psyched you out, dick.