Monday, June 11, 2007

See you down in Arizona Bay

We are going to take the series against the La Ciudad de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula Dodgers. This slump is over. Our pitching will neutralize their pathetic bats and negative power and our world class hitting will overcome their pitching. And they're playing 2 games ahead of their pythag.

They also employ total douche bags.

And how lame is it that ShitiField is going to pay homage to the Dodgers and Ebbets Field? Screw that. Jackie Robinson is great but that's MLB's job, not ours. I mean, this is first team I learned to actively hate, starting with the '88 NLCS (an epochal moment for a young Mr Dynamo). We have a perfectly good history of our own and the Dodgers still exists as a franchise. Sorry you have such a hard-on for the Superbas, Wilpon, maybe you should have bought them and moved them back to Brooklyn. Ass.

Speaking of paying homage, good bye Sopranos, I will miss you. I can only hope that HBO and David Milch pulls their heads out of their asses and cancels John from Cincinnati and brings back Deadwood so at least 1 hour of my Sunday evening can again be filled with cursing, murder and boobs.

1 comment:

Rory B. Bellows said...

Dynamo- this post completely cracked me up. COMPLETELY agree about paying homage to the Dodgers. That is, what the Germans might call, bullenscheisse. How about paying homage to Tom Terrific? Or Ron Swoboda? Or being the quickest team to win the world series pre- Flood v. Kuhn (407 US 258) days? F this, why not just build a g-ddamn shrine to Orel Hershiser and put statues of Darryl and Dr. K blowing lines of coke right next to it. That will get the message across, right? OK maybe Rory B. is just annoyed b/c El Duque not only didn't pitch the first no-hitter in Mets history, but also the score is now tied and the Mets are playing like CRAP! If Willie decides to bunt at a key moment and let the pitcher hit at another key moment the night will be complete.