I spent last weekend in Durham, NC and watched Duke get pummeled by Clemson. As you would imagine, the stadium was littered with a staggering amount of obese rednecks. The highlight of the day came when I overheard a Clemson Tiger fan urger her team to 'Git 'er done!' without even a trace of irony.
Then this asshole showed up and I punched him into oblivion:
And then I found these fly honies and I pollinated their berry bushes:
No, yes, no, yes. Haha, just kidding, I would do all of them and a whole lot worse.