Monday, August 11, 2008

I made a poor decision last night

And now I'm paying for it.

No bullshitting today, just the facts. Olympic Pool Update:

Dog Eaters: 54
Fuggin Sluds: 53
John Basedow Olympic Club: 44
Penguin Power 36
Hajjis: 23

Pumpitude: Fear Factory

Conversation between Don Draper and a woman last night:
dd: i would like an apology
woman: no i dont think so
dd: yes i will have one
w: no you wont
dd: how about now?
w: oh my goodness whats going on?
dd: i dont know but my right hand is all wet
w: thats because its inside my pussy
dd: right. well, how about that apology then?
w: yes, that sounds fine
dd: great, then were all in agreement

My fucking head hurts and I have to go buy some coffee filters.

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