Ok, so the Red Sox won the series and the Pats have sold their souls to some Aztec Deity in exchange for winning a few games. But let's look at some facts:
-Boston has one of the smallest and unimportant metro areas vis-a-vis other American cities.
-Their food fucking blows. Seriously, chowder. fucking white-n-wet poo poo chowder.
-The city lies in a region known as New England. Didn't fight two wars to break away from them.
-Stupid fucking assholes cannot pronouce their "R's"
Moreover, DC Chaz Waggle says that the waters there aren't nearly cold enough to keep him comfortable!