Monday, October 29, 2007

Buck Foston

Ok, so the Red Sox won the series and the Pats have sold their souls to some Aztec Deity in exchange for winning a few games. But let's look at some facts:

-Boston has one of the smallest and unimportant metro areas vis-a-vis other American cities.

-Their food fucking blows. Seriously, chowder. fucking white-n-wet poo poo chowder.

-The city lies in a region known as New England. Didn't fight two wars to break away from them.

-Ben Affleck.

-Stupid fucking assholes cannot pronouce their "R's"

Moreover, DC Chaz Waggle says that the waters there aren't nearly cold enough to keep him comfortable!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that the Celtics have a good shot this year also.

rockyourface said...

W/ global warming there will soon be no waters cold enough for DC Chaz Weegle to live in.