Why is it Major Boobage Day? Because I just realized the Braves have been mathematically eliminated!!!!
Suck one, dork bags! Feast on the bitter vitals of defeat and save some room to eat the shit from a fetid ass crack for dessert you stupid Atlanteans!
Now lets celebrate with some hot fucking tits!
Get some Kenny!
Oh hell yeah! Check out those totally titillating ton-tons!
Look at all that bodacious boob meat!
Julia Stiles, GET NAKED PLEASE! HA HAH!
Boy would I like to butter up those flap jacks! All right!
Holy jeez those are some nice looking honkers! I'd like to push them around like a couple of big gooey punching bags!!!
Fuck yeah, how great are tetons? They are excellent. Mets boobs and no Braves in the playoffs. Today is a good day.