Ok, now that I've taken care of my weekly responsibility I can go get drunk.
Showing posts with label stupid stupid Chipper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid stupid Chipper. Show all posts
Friday, March 7, 2008
F You Friday: die larry
Only the second week of GMDB's new feature and already I'm slacking off. Nothing new here. I hate Larry Jones and I want him exterminated. I think when he was being named his mom were like, "Hey, Larry is a great name, lets name our son that." and then his Dad was like, "Yes, but lets also call him Chipper because that is also a great name." And then his mom goes, "Yeah, two great names for our great son." And then they dad went and cut firewood because that was his job and the mom went and prepared tv dinners to eat because thats what stupid redneck assholes do.
Ok, now that I've taken care of my weekly responsibility I can go get drunk.
Ok, now that I've taken care of my weekly responsibility I can go get drunk.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Larry Jones is a nerd
Larry Jones is posting on Braves blogs with the user name U Kno Who. What a fucking dork. get a life you fucking geek. seriously. god what a fucking nerd.
you stupid larry jones. you suck and youre lame. END YOUR STUPID LIFE YOU STUPID ASS.
you stupid larry jones. you suck and youre lame. END YOUR STUPID LIFE YOU STUPID ASS.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Interleague sucks... for the Braves
Every year since interleague play started the Mets have played the Yankees 6 times, and every year (except this one) the Yankees have been one of the best teams in baseball.
This year, The RedSox are one of the best teams in baseball who the Braves had to play 6 times and only now is interleague all the sudden considered a national travesty.
Waa waa boo hoo. Where was Dave Studeman's righteous campaign all those other years when the Mets were getting screwed? And we're still the only team that plays every playoff team of '06 in the regular season. I'm glad interleague play is finally screwing someone else over. Good for interleague play. Good for stupid whiney Chipper Jones and his impossible schedule. Go to hell you stupid prick.
Speaking of whiners, Big Pud is no longer talking to the press because is a big dummy. Of course the press is going to write shit about you, Paulie; you're an idiot who makes asinine comments and your personal life is a mess. John Peterson does a good job explaining my thoughts in detail, here and here, which is good because I'm lazy and would rather just call him a clown and be done with it.
Anyways, time to beat the Roxzorz and their ugly uniforms. And keep those playoff probabilities moving up.
This year, The RedSox are one of the best teams in baseball who the Braves had to play 6 times and only now is interleague all the sudden considered a national travesty.
Waa waa boo hoo. Where was Dave Studeman's righteous campaign all those other years when the Mets were getting screwed? And we're still the only team that plays every playoff team of '06 in the regular season. I'm glad interleague play is finally screwing someone else over. Good for interleague play. Good for stupid whiney Chipper Jones and his impossible schedule. Go to hell you stupid prick.
Speaking of whiners, Big Pud is no longer talking to the press because is a big dummy. Of course the press is going to write shit about you, Paulie; you're an idiot who makes asinine comments and your personal life is a mess. John Peterson does a good job explaining my thoughts in detail, here and here, which is good because I'm lazy and would rather just call him a clown and be done with it.
Anyways, time to beat the Roxzorz and their ugly uniforms. And keep those playoff probabilities moving up.
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