Monday, March 2, 2009

Mo Vaughn's favorite movie is Paul Blart Mall Cop

Oh gross I just ate a whole fucking box of thin mints and now I feel like Paul Blart and Mo Vaughn fucked and had a fat baby and that fat baby just took a fat dump and I am that dump. Fucking shit I still have 2 more boxes of thin mints and will probably do it all again tomorrow.

God damn it.

Faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Kevin James is to Germany what Jerry Lewis is to France. Once I saw him on SNY plugging that Chuck and Larry movie, and he was acting like such an ass, that I was actually embarrassed for both him and myself watching it.

Anonymous said...

Dynamo why have you not been covering the World Baseball Classic?

Is it because it's gay?