URINE TROUBLE NOW

While not a tragedy of a magnitude as some, Moises "Glass Joe" Alou is still not ready to return from the DL. Rather than bemoan this brittle old man's physical ailments and interminable convalescence, I'll just make a bunch of lame piss jokes.

Don't ask why, you know why.

Get well soon Moises, these hands aren't just going to piss on themselves, y'know.