Of the beverages not banned from the Cardinals clubhouse

The Cardinals franchise clearly had an alcohol problem, so it was a wise move when management banned alcoholic beverages from the clubhouse. So what will the Redbirds use to toast victory should they go on another improbable run in 2007 and become the shittiest team to ever win a world series?

Probably they same thing they were drinking when they became the shittiest team to ever win a world series last year.